Today be talk like a pirate day, matey What does a pirate do afer he brushes his teeth? He gArrrghles. What's a pirate's favorite restaurant? Arrrrghbys Why couldn't the underage pirate get into the movie? It was rated Arrrrgh.

hArrrrgh hArrrrgh hArrrrgh! Ahoy matey! (I've about reached the limits of my knowledge of pirate talk!)

Ahooooy! swabbing the deck here matey, later, I'll walk the plank

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Aye! The sight of your full mainsail always makes me main mast stand a bit taller!